Sometime between 0830 and 1400 hours on Tuesday 27 October (NZDST) and again between 1400 and 1800 hours on Sunday 1 November two strange events will affect our world (although many may be thinking just how much stranger things can get in the world at the moment). This strangeness might manifest itself as simply as a picture frame tilting on a wall, the weather might abruptly change, water in fish tanks and swimming pools may slosh about, and shelves may tip or sway - it might be wise to secure delicate and valuable objects.
And what, you ask, is this phenomenon? The answer is simply that the centre of gravity of the earth is about to shift. It has happened every year over the last 36 years, although never on the same day, and in extreme cases tsunamis may result, crops may fail, governments have been known to change and global warming can weaken or intensify.
The root cause of all of this is a group of wargamers making their annual pilgrimage to Lake Tarawera for a wargames retreat. This sudden movement of several thousand metal figures, buildings, model trees, bottles of wine, beer, aperitifs and food causes the earth to tilt on its axis.
Given the tumultuous times we live in I am not sure that any of us really believed that this event, that we eagerly await every year, would happen this year.
We are fortunate in that we live in a country we have managed to keep COVID pretty much under control, thanks to our small population and that as an island nation separated from our nearest neighbour by more than 1000 km we are able to secure our borders. It is hard for me to imagine just how difficult things are for readers in countries facing the second wave.
Still we are not immune to the economic impact of the pandemic with tourism, one of our largest industries, decimated. My employer, heavily dependent on tourism, has layed off 4,500 of its 12,000 staff and many more of us have voluntarily reduced hours. The impact of all of this on mental health by way of stress and anxiety cannot be underestimated and is plainly obvious on the faces and in the actions of work colleagues.
I must admit that when last week it looked like a new cluster of infection was developing and another lockdown seemed possible, my heart sank. But now as that possibility begins to fade I am incredibly grateful to our host for making possible five days of gaming in the company of good friends.
So be ready for that gravitational shift and if you listen carefully you may just hear that ”YAHOOOOOO” that will be emanating from my car as I get under way.










































